as you could probably tell, we are rather poor. the only way we can support ourselves in this world is with this bar. and because of the toll drinking takes on people, it's pretty hard to kick people out of the bar. we can't hire some big bodyguard people to do it for us! we've gotta wash our hands clean of grape juice, and throw them out ourselves! we are working on a solution to this problem, but until then, some really freaky people will come to this bar, and we'll do nothing about it because we're scared of confrontation

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